strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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