dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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