can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
