But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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