porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Dicks are not precious.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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