Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Is Oprah even human
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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