I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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