I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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