Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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