So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just wanna soil my oats bro
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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