im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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