I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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