i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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