i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
where are my eyebrows?
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