This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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