Its about making memories worth repressing
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
we're so committed to being not committed
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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