Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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