I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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