If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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