wrigley field is MILF paradise
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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