No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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