My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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