You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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