oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize