what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
