But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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