I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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