After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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