Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
operation have a gay friend backfired
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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