bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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