If that was your dad, he is hot
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
birth control should be required to get into college
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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