Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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