Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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