a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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