I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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