this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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