It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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