You made me cry and you don't even care
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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