..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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