420 ftw
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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