So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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