so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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