there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
