Buhtt sex?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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