Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(727): View more from Florida

What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?

(1-727): View more from Florida

Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.

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(253): View more from Washington

um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street

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(904): View more from Florida

now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex

(773): View more from Illinois

SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?

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(540): View more from Virginia

About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.

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YES. ALL MY YES.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today

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