No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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