Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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