you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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