the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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