Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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