Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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