The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
The Olympian is in my bed
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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