Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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