dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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